Call Me Claus (2001 TV Movie)

Taylor Negron: Ralph

Quotes 

• Ralph : Look, we're burning daylight on the international dateline.

  Lucy : Okay, right now you're burning my last nerve.

• Ralph : Let's do it the elf way. With chins held high.

  Benson : Of course we'll hold our chins up. We'll be treading water.

• Lucy : If you're not careful, I could fire you.

  Ralph : It's a lifetime contract and elves age slowly.

• Ralph : I think six guys in liederhosen would have stuck out at Hooter's.

• Ralph : I wish I hadn't seen Titanic.

• Lucy : Listen, I gotta get to a little dive on sunset, or all hell's gonna break loose. Robespierre?

  Ralph : My name is Ralph and we're not too tall for time.

• Ralph : I'm sorry to break up this love-fest, but we have 3 billion gifts to deliver by sunrise... so... speed. this. up.

• Ralph : I don't want to be a nudnik, but I don't think kids are gonna recognize Santa in the polycotton coat here.