Undeclared (2001–2003)

Monica Keena: Rachel Lindquist

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• Rachel Lindquist : He doesn't need to go to a doctor, he's getting better.

  Ron Garner : No, he's not. He looks terrible. He looks like death. I almost buried him this morning.

  Rachel Lindquist : That's because his body is releasing all the toxins.

  Ron Garner : He needs a doctor. And not a witch doctor covered in mud, a real doctor with pills and a tongue depressor.

  Rachel Lindquist : Doctors don't know anything. My uncle's stomach hurt once, so doctors took out his kidney, and it turned out there was nothing wrong with it, and now he has to go through life with no kidney.

  Ron Garner : No, because you're born with two kidneys, you moron.

• Rachel Lindquist : [Rachel has just discovered Marshall's new Japanese girlfriend, who doesn't speak English]  She's got the boobs of a six-year-old and she's like, dumb.

  Lloyd Haythe : I don't think a dumb girl is necessarily wrong for him.

  Ron Garner : She's not dumb, she just seems dumb 'cause she's foreign. Ha! Like you, Lloyd.

  Lloyd Haythe : I'm going to hurt you when you least expect it.

• Rachel Lindquist : Have you ever dumped anyone?

  Marshall Nesbitt : Almost. But we never actually, like, went out, or talked, or anything.

• Rachel Lindquist : Yeah. See, these remedies are natural, from the earth.

  Ron Garner : Like that time I ate grass like a dog and puked.