Benji's Very Own Christmas Story (1978 TV Movie)

Deep Roy: Key Elf

Quotes 

• Cynthia Smith : Where's Rudolph?

  Key Elf : Rudolph? I'm afraid he's in the shop getting his batteries recharged. But Dasher is another problem altogether.

  Kris Kringle : Out again?

  [sees him up on the roof] 

  Kris Kringle : Well, bring Cupid out and let Comet nuzzle her, that Dasher is a very jealous fellow.

• Key Elf : But what good is it if the boss isn't going out on Christmas Eve? It's all for naught, and naught for all.

• Key Elf : If he can't even handle the sleigh by itself, how is he going to handle it with flying reindeer?

  Cynthia Smith : Flying reindeer?

  Kris Kringle : Oh no no no. Not always. I have several modes of transportation, in some countries I ride a camel.

  Cynthia Smith : A camel?

  Kris Kringle : Yes, sometimes it's a horse, or a donkey. Or believe it or not in England, I ride a white goat.