Tripping the Rift (2000)

Chris Moeller: Gus, Darph Bobo

Quotes 

• Darph Bobo : Never underestimate the power of a dark clown!

• Chode : Darph Bobo! I thought I smelled Vaseline. What do you want, anyway?

  Darph Bobo : Hmm, what do I want? Oh yeah... BLOODY VENGEANCE!

  Six of One : Where do you know this guy from?

  Chode : Uh, hi. We spent some time together in prison.

  Gus : Oh let me guess, judging by his size, I'd say you were the bitch, am I right?

• Chode : Why don't you fight without using your faggot clown powers, son?

  Darph Bobo : Very well, "faggot clown powers" indeed!

• Darph Bobo : If he starts to win, shoot him.

  Stormtrooper : Yes sir!

• Gus : Who are you talking to?

  Chode : Uh, ship's recorder.

  Gus : Oh, it's broken.

  Chode : Then what the hell have you been fixing these past two days?

  Gus : The trans-digital freon convertor.

  Chode : And what's that for?

  Gus : It makes ice cubes.

  Chode : You mean to tell me that with all the crap that's broken on this ship you start with the fucking ice machine?

• Darph Bobo : Oh, shit! You purple bastard!

• Six of One : Hey, Mr. Clown, I know better ways for you to occupy your time.

  [begins stripping] 

  Darph Bobo : Madam, clowns are well disciplined in sins of the...

  [Six turns around and her panties transform into a clown face with a noisemaker; he gasps] 

  Six of One : I'm waiting!

  Darph Bobo : [lightsaber blade releases a burst of energy resembling ejaculation before going limp and flickering out; to Chode]  Stay here. I'll kill you later