- Unidentified drunk male hillbilly: Hey! Hey! Put a dick right there in your god-damned
- [unintelligible]
- Unidentified drunk male hillbilly: That's what you gotta do! Tickle your god-damned tonsils! Tickle your god-damned tonsils on that mother fucker, while, see. You don't know how to suck a dick, do you?
- [Pauses]
- Unidentified drunk male hillbilly: Hey! You ain't answered yet!
- Unidentified drunk female hillbilly: How can I answer with a mouth full of dick?
- Unidentified drunk male hillbilly: I read my horoscope today, baby
- Unidentified drunk female hillbilly: What did it say, fuck you?
- Unidentified drunk female hillbilly: Hey, lemme tell you somethin'
- [* tilts to one side and farts loudly *]
- Unidentified drunk male hillbilly: [after someone off-screen gives him instructions, he looks at the camera] Do what?
- Unidentified drunk male hillbilly: Darlin', would you like to be fucked in the ass?
- [long pause]
- Unidentified drunk female hillbilly: Nope.
- Unidentified drunk female hillbilly: Come on, you mother fucker, get up here.
- Unidentified drunk male hillbilly: Why don't you
- [unintelligible]
- Unidentified drunk female hillbilly: Why don't you kiss my ass, my money makin' ass.
- Unidentified drunk male hillbilly: I'm talkin' about gettin' down solid, baby!
- Unidentified drunk male hillbilly: I can show you my magazine over there, lemme show you my magazine, lemme show you this! Look here! Look here! Lemme show you this magazine, look here! See this deal right here? Look here!
- Unidentified drunk male hillbilly: I've sucked on them tittes for the last fucking time. I been suckin' on them mother fuckers for the nast, last nine years.
- Unidentified drunk female hillbilly: I'm getting a divorce tomorrow. My lawyer's better in the morning bed than you are.
- Unidentified drunk female hillbilly: You don't even know how to fuck. You wouldn't know how if you was doin' yor grandmother.
- Unidentified drunk female hillbilly: * belch *
- Unidentified drunk female hillbilly: [obviously slurring and stuttering her words] Well I haven't no, had no c, god cam, complaints on my part, but you, you're the complainer! All you do is complain!