Pete Fisher
- Herman
- (uncredited)
Kris Flanagan
- Mark
- (uncredited)
Penny King
- Suzy
- (uncredited)
Tricia Opal
- Mary
- (uncredited)
Thad Watson
- George
- (uncredited)
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Easily skipped porn
Reissued on Volume 55 of Something Weird Video's Dragon Art Theatre series, EASY PICK-UP is a boring all-sex film with a warning: don't believe the nonsense written by the shill on the back of the SWV box.
The moron gets paid to try and make this one sound good, but he didn't watch very attentively, referring to a "bearded buddy" several times in his synopsis when in fact nobody in the film has facial hair beyond the de rigeur mustache and long sideburns.
Nonexistent plot has Mary and her girlfriend checking into the DeSoto Motel (which they charmingly refer to verbally as the No-Tell Motel), getting a guy to come over and service them. Punch line is that when an orgy is arranged later, she is surprised to see her steady boy friend show up. That's all she wrote.
This is generic porn made clumsily and hastily. One rule I have discovered is a separating line to be drawn between the better and the worse of these 1-day wonders, evidently produced for $2000 or less. If the cast performs with dirty feet, you know you're at the bottom of the barrel, and EASY PICK-UP is loaded with dirty feet.
The moron gets paid to try and make this one sound good, but he didn't watch very attentively, referring to a "bearded buddy" several times in his synopsis when in fact nobody in the film has facial hair beyond the de rigeur mustache and long sideburns.
Nonexistent plot has Mary and her girlfriend checking into the DeSoto Motel (which they charmingly refer to verbally as the No-Tell Motel), getting a guy to come over and service them. Punch line is that when an orgy is arranged later, she is surprised to see her steady boy friend show up. That's all she wrote.
This is generic porn made clumsily and hastily. One rule I have discovered is a separating line to be drawn between the better and the worse of these 1-day wonders, evidently produced for $2000 or less. If the cast performs with dirty feet, you know you're at the bottom of the barrel, and EASY PICK-UP is loaded with dirty feet.
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- lor_
- Sep 20, 2010
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