Not Another Teen Movie (2001)

Mia Kirshner: Catherine Wyler

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• Catherine : Can I ask you a question? Why is it then whenever I tell a guy to put it wherever they want, they always stick it in my ass?

  Malik : Damn.

  Jake : That's way too much information for me, Catherine.

  Catherine : Oh no Jake. Way too much information would be telling you that whenever they're done I always take a huge dump.

  Malik : Shit.

  Catherine : On their chest.

  Malik : Oh, that is whack.

• Catherine : I want you.

  Jake : Catherine that's disgusting! You're my sister.

  Catherine : Only by blood.

  Jake : [Shoving her off]  What's wrong with this family?

• Catherine : [During song]  So what if we have the same mother. Tonight I'm gonna Fuck my Brother.

• Catherine : That's it! I did it. I'm a miracle worker!

• Catherine : I can help you... for a price, and this time I don't want your car.

• Catherine : [to Janey, in red dress and high heels, coming down the stairs]  Congratulations! You just got your first slow-motion entrance.

• Catherine : Hi. I'm Catherine.

  Uninterested Guy : I know. We just had sex five minutes ago

• Catherine : [Upon arriving at the party]  I'm gonna go fuck a complete stranger.

• Catherine : [At school dance]  Do you wanna dance?

  Austin : Only if we're horizontal.

• Catherine : Not scoring any cock, either?

  Sadie : Cock? I've never even been kissed

• Catherine : [commenting on Janey's looks]  I'd say you're one big fucking train wreck.