Grand Theft Auto III (2001 Video Game)

Michael Madsen: Toni Cipriani, Chatterbox Guest

Quotes 

• Toni : The Triads think they can mess with me? The Triads? With ME?

• Lazlow Jones : Well Toni...

  Toni : Toni? How did you know my name was Toni? Are you tracing this call, because if you are, you're gonna become real intimately acquainted with- what your brains look like. My name ain't Toni, okay?

  Lazlow Jones : Alright.

  Toni : But my mom she keeps goin, Toni, Toni be a real man stand up for yourself don't take no shit! But all I wanna do is to be a good son and show that she cares for me, show that she loves me, and you know, say I was a good kid but it seems like nothings ever good enough for her you know what I mean? What do I do?

• Momma Cipriani : Toni's off making people bleed, or trying to. He'll never be as tough as his Pop, but he left you a note on the table.

  Toni : The laundry has agreed to pay - you did real good kid! Go collect the cash and bring it back here. Watch out for the Triads. They may be shoving a firecracker up your ass, but don't take no crap. Nobody, I mean nobody, messes with TONI CIPRIANI!

• Toni : OK, I've had enough of this shit. We're gonna finish the Triads in Liberty once and for all! 8-Ball's rigged a dustcart with a bomb, so if you mess this up there'll be no evidence. Go and pick up the dustcart from 8-Ball's. Careful, 8-Ball says it's real sensitive and the slightest bump could set that thing off! Their fish factory will open its gates for a dustcart, so you can drive right in. Park up between the gas canisters and get the hell out of there! I want it to rain mackerel. We're talking real biblical here, nothing low budget.

• Momma Cipriani : Oh, it's you. Toni ain't here. But he left one of his sugary love letters for you.

  Toni : We're at WAR! The Triads have a fish factory as a front. Most of their business goes down at the fish market in Chinatown. That laundry still owes us protection. They reckon the Triads are protecting them now, so I say we exact a fitting punishment. Take these boys over there and whack the Triad Warlords! Hell, if you get a chance, pop some of their soldiers too.

• Toni : [after Claude pulls into Mama Cirpiani's restaurant]  The Triads think they can mess with me! The triads! with me! Drop by later and we'll give them something to launder, their own blood-stained clothes.

• Toni : [Claude is driving the car out of Joey's garage with Toni]  Okay, kid, drive me to the laundry at Chinatown, first. I got a bit of business to take care of. Those washer women ain't been paying their protection money and watch the car. Joey just fixed this junk heap, so no fancy crap, okay?