Grand Theft Auto III (2001 Video Game)

Lianna Pai: Asuka Kasen

Quotes 

• Asuka Kasen : Let's lay our cards on the table. I am Yakuza and I know you worked for Salvatore Leones family. I can give you work with our organization, but first you must prove to me that your ties with the Mafia are truly broken. Salvatore Leone will be leaving Luigi's in about three hours time. Make sure he doesn't reach his club alive. Meanwhile Maria and I will catch up on old times.

  Maria : Oh... Asuka, you've got a massager.

  Asuka Kasen : That's not a massager.

• Asuka Kasen : It's my handsome handyman! Maria's all tied up at the moment, but I'll tell her you called.

  Maria : Who's that? Asuka? I know I've been a naughty girl, but I really need to pee! OK?

• Asuka Kasen : [for the mission, Two-Faced Tanner]  Maria and I have gone shopping. Our source in the police has informed us that one of our drivers is a strangely animated undercover cop! He's more or less useless out of his car, so we've tagged it with a tracer. Make him bleed!

• Catalina : Hey let's get this outta here. God knows what it is but he seems to want it badly enough so it must be worth something.

  [the main character jumps out the lift, fires into the air, and holds them at gunpoint] 

  Miguel : Who the heck!

  Catalina : YOU!

  Miguel : Take it easy amigo, De Nada! De Nada!

  Catalina : YOU, I left you pouring your heart out into the gutter.

  Miguel : Hey don't shot amigo. No problem we all friends here, take it.

  [Miguel put down the suitcase and backs away] 

  Catalina : Don't be such a pussy!

  Miguel : We got no choice baby!

  Catalina : You always got a choice you dumb bastard.

  [Catalina shoots Miguel in the back, merely injuring him, then jumps off the building. The main character looks over and sees a large pile of boxes] 

  Miguel : I'm sorry about the crazy bitch, they're all the same, por favor.

  [Asuka appears out of nowhere] 

  Asuka Kasen : So the whore got away. But you've done me a favor you're not the only one that has a score to settle with the Columbians. This worm killed my brother.

  Miguel : I've never killed no Yakuza!

  Asuka Kasen : LIAR! We all saw the Cartel assassin. We're going to hunt down and kill all you Columbian dogs!

  [Asuka starts hitting Miguel with her stick] 

  Asuka Kasen : I'll be operating on our little friend here to extract information and a little pleasure. You, drop by later, I'm sure I'll require your services.

  Miguel : Please amigo, don't leave me with her, she psycho chica! Amigo? Hey AMEEEGO!... Aiiieeeeaaargghh!