Garfield in Disguise (1985 TV Short)
Thom Huge: Jon Arbuckle, Binky the Clown
Quotes
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Binky the Clown : [after Garfield realizes he's doing the jumping jacks and starts looking for his remote control] Put it in gear, you losers! You don't wanna be *lazy*, do ya? You gotta get into good shape for tonight, kids, because this is the night you can get a lot of - candyyyyyy!
Garfield : [having found his remote and aiming it at the TV] Take that, Binky!
[turns TV off with remote]
Garfield : Ah-ha!
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Garfield : Arrr, it do be a land-lubber who be shovin' lasagna in his face. I declare this booty property of the queen.
[He takes his wooden sword and impales Jon's lasagna, and then eats it]
Jon Arbuckle : Hey! Who do you think you are?
Garfield : Arrr, I be Orange Beard the Pirate Cap'n, an' this be me first mate, Odie the Stupid.
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Jon Arbuckle : You guys look ridiculous.
Garfield : Arr, I've killed men fer sayin' less than that, but I'll letcha live, seein' as how yer the only man who'll change me kitty litter.
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Binky the Clown : HEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYYY, KIIIIIIIIIIIIIDS!
[Garfield jumps out of bed after a deep sleep]
Binky the Clown : Get your lazy bottoms out of bed and do jumping jacks with Binky the Clowwwwwwn!
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Binky the Clown : Remember, kids: if you don't exercise with Binky, you're gonna to grow up to be worthleeeess!
Garfield : I hate you, Binky! Where's my remote control?
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Jon Arbuckle : You're probably wondering what I'm doing with this pumpkin on my head.
Garfield : Wha-hoo! There's a pumpkin on your head? I hadn't noticed.
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Garfield : [examining a bowl full of pumpkin seeds] Hmm. This stuff appears to be a bit of lasagne persuasion.
[He grabs a handful of the seeds and stuffs them in his mouth]
Jon Arbuckle : Since when did you like pumpkin innards?
Garfield : [gags; spits seeds out] PTOOEY! Since never! Blecch.
[drops the bowl of innards, and we hear it break]
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Jon Arbuckle : What's with the blanket? You practicing for Halloween?
Garfield : Practicing? Practicing? Ha! I'll have you know Halloween's my middle name. Gar-Halloween-field. Oh, well.
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[Garfield sneaks up on Jon, who is holding a pumpkin and removing its innards to carve it into a jack-o-lantern]
Garfield : Boo!
Jon Arbuckle : [throwing the pumpkin up in the air, startled] Wha-a-a!
[the pumpkin falls down on his head]
Garfield : Gotcha!
Jon Arbuckle : [sounding cross] That's not funny, Garfield.
Garfield : Then how about this?
[He makes funny faces at Jon]
Jon Arbuckle : [laughing] Now that's funny, Garfield.
[he sighs]
Jon Arbuckle : Why can't I stay angry with you, Garfield?
Garfield : 'Cause I'm a cat.
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[Binky is on TV, mentioning getting into shape for candy, but Garfield turns the TV off]
Garfield : Wait a minute. Did he say we could get a lot of candy tonight?
[frantically flips through various channels on the TV to turn Binky back on]
Garfield : Binky! Binky, come back! Where are you, Binky, old buddy?
[finally finds the channel Binky is on]
Binky the Clown : That's right, kids! Tonight *is* Halloween night, and we wanna be in great shape to trick-or-treat for all that candy, don't weeeeee?
Garfield : [happily] Yes, we dooooo!
[switches the TV off again]
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Jon Arbuckle : [to Garfield] I was carving a jack o'lantern until you arrived. What do you think?
Garfield : It's you.
Jon Arbuckle : [pushing the jack o'lantern off his head, then it lands on Odie's] Well, this one's ruined.