The Banger Sisters (2002)

Susan Sarandon: Lavinia

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• Lavinia : You don't think they were maybe just skinny dipping?

  Suzette : No they were going at it.

  Lavinia : You don't think maybe they were just rubbing up against each other?

  Suzette : No they were fucking.

• Suzette : I saw this guy, he was on a stretcher. His face was all purple and I thought he was dead. Even he looked at my tits.

  Lavinia : Maybe you revived him.

• Lavinia : I want to go out but everything that I own is beige.

• Lavinia : I am the same color as the Department of Motor Vehicles and you look like A FLOWER.

• Lavinia : I said we went to college together.

  Suzette : I went to college? I'm a really bad liar Vinny!

• Harry : I disappointed him! He hated me!

  Lavinia : Oh for goodness sakes.

  [Knocks Harry over with the car] 

• Lavinia : [to Suzette]  My God, is that really you?

  Suzette : Yep! Well, no. The tits aren't me. They're fake but in here somewhere it's me!

• Ginger : He failed me for NO REASON.

  Lavinia : It says here you ran a red light.

  Ginger : Mom, as if I'd do that in a test.