The Banger Sisters (2002)

Goldie Hawn: Suzette

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• Lavinia : You don't think they were maybe just skinny dipping?

  Suzette : No they were going at it.

  Lavinia : You don't think maybe they were just rubbing up against each other?

  Suzette : No they were fucking.

• Suzette : Vinnie, stop it. Okay? 'Cause you're going right up your own asshole, and i don't feel like following!

• Suzette : Do the dishes you wash you dry!

  Ginger : Rosa does them.

  Suzette : Rosa who?

  Ginger : I dunno...

  Suzette : You have people wiping your ass and you don't even know their name!

• Suzette : See that bathroom? Jim Morrison passed out in there one night, with me underneath him.

  Club Owner : Jim Morrison is a ghost and so are you.

• Suzette : I saw this guy, he was on a stretcher. His face was all purple and I thought he was dead. Even he looked at my tits.

  Lavinia : Maybe you revived him.

• Harry : [turns off Suzettes loud stereo]  I'm 50.

  Suzette : This had better be good cause you just fucked with my music.

  Harry : I'm 50, and I'm going to give myself a birthday present. I'll tell you what it is but you have to promise not to judge.

  Suzette : You gotta tell somebody, Harry.

  Harry : I made myself a deadline. If I wasn't successful by the time I turned 50 then I'm coming back to Phoenix.

  [takes a revolver out of his case] 

  Harry : I've never fired a gun in my life. It's got only one bullet. One bullet intended for one specific person.

  Suzette : And who would that one person be, Harry?

  Harry : My father. I'm going to Phoenix to kill my father.

• Suzette : You're spoiled brats. Okay, what's this?

  Ginger : A banana hammock.

  Suzette : A banana hammock. Not everybody has one of those.

• Suzette : Ever heard of Frank Zappa?

  Harry : Sure. The Mothers of Invention.

  Suzette : Wow. Very good Harry. Well, he named us. The Banger Sisters.

  Harry : But you weren't really sisters.

  Suzette : No

  Harry : Good 'cause I wouldn't have been comfortable if you were sisters.

  Suzette : You're not comfortable now, Harry.

• [Harry is describing his negative childhood/father] 

  Harry : When I was four...

  Suzette : Fuck four!

• Suzette : Yup there's hope for Harry... hope for Harry.

• Lavinia : I said we went to college together.

  Suzette : I went to college? I'm a really bad liar Vinny!

• Jake : Ah don't let him see you drinking!

  Suzette : I've been drinking rum and coke since before he was born, he can go fuck himself.

• Lavinia : [to Suzette]  My God, is that really you?

  Suzette : Yep! Well, no. The tits aren't me. They're fake but in here somewhere it's me!

• Suzette : You know that guy Harry, the guy you met? He doesn't drive. He might now, though, cuz we had sex last night. First time in ten years for that guy. I kinda liked it though, I felt like I was accomplishing something. Boy when he came it was like somebody in an electric chair.

• Suzette : [on seeing Hannah at prom looking sick]  Oh god, whats she on?

  Jules : Nothing, we just had champange.

  Suzette : Don't bullshit me.

  Prom Girl : Shes on acid.

  Suzette : How long ago did she drop it?

  Prom Girl : Two hours maybe?

  Suzette : Two hours she's gonna be really messed up, you guys should go.

  Jules : Leave her here with you? We don't even know you.

  Suzette : I'm a friend of her mother's.

  Jules : Yeah, right Hannah's mother.

  Suzette : Lavinia Kingsley, Handsome. Now go. Go on, get out here!

  Harry : Her mother is Vinny?

  Suzette : Yeah. Just breathe honey

  [Hannah starts throwing up] 

  Suzette : Ooo wow... Just let it go. Let it go. Ooo there's another one, Harry you may never shit again!

• Suzette : I'm gonna fuck you, Harry

• Harry : If everything isn't in order... I get... constipated

  Suzette : [Looks over her drink]  Like I needed to know *that*.