Pinky und der Millionenmops (2001)

Hans Clarin: Jonathan Morgan

Quotes 

• Jonathan Morgan : Money destroys your character.

  Pinky : Then you must have a bad character.

  Jonathan Morgan : [smiles]  That's right.

• Jonathan Morgan : Why don't you finally look for a job? I'm sick and tired financing your stupid projects.

  Frank Fräser : I am looking for one, but right now I really have a creative period. Ideas are literally flying at me.

  Jonathan Morgan : Then duck and let fly over you.

• Jonathan Morgan : [sees his breakfast]  Grains? Am I a chicken? I want bacon and eggs.

  Leontine : Too much cholesterol.

  Jonathan Morgan : So what?

  Leontine : Heart attack. You gonna eat this good.

  Jonathan Morgan : [angry]  You can stuff it!

  Leontine : No time for that. I'll be right back.

• Pinky : Mr. Morgan, do you still hate children?

  Jonathan Morgan : Sure, but there are exceptions.

  Pinky : Like what?

  Jonathan Morgan : [Morgan gives Pinky a 50-mark-bill] 

  Pinky : Thank you.

  Jonathan Morgan : Don't mention it, this one is real.

• Jonathan Morgan : Could you solve a real case?

  Pinky : Sure, nobody is better than the famous Pinkerton?

  Jonathan Morgan : Pinkerton? He is dead for years.

  Pinky : Yes, 1st July 1884. But I'm his successor. Allow me: Pinky.

• Jonathan Morgan : [on a screen in his car, watched by Pinky]  Hello Pinky, if you still want a real case, then listen carefully: My store is getting robbed regularly, despite on modern security systems. The robbers work very professionaly and don't leave any clues. Therefore I need a clever detective. But I principally never hire anyone without a proper test in advance. You'll get this case, if you find me.

  Pinky : Cool.

• Jonathan Morgan : [Pinky found disguised Morgan as a test]  Couldn't you just wait a bit longer? I almost got her to flip.

  Pinky : And then what?

  Jonathan Morgan : Then I could fire her. Here the customer is the king. But anyway, you passed your test, congratulations.

• Jonathan Morgan : So you disguise yourself to spy?

  Pinky : How else can I control those lazy bunch?

  Jonathan Morgan : That's ridiculous.

  Pinky : That's how you become a millionaire.

  Jonathan Morgan : Speaking of which: You still own me my 2,20 marks. I take euros too.