- Narration: Also starring Snoopy and the Red Baron,
- [Snoopy and his doghouse are shot by gunfire]
- Narration: ... Peppermint Patty
- [Charlie Brown shows a peppermint patty to the audience, which Snoopy bites, in turn his arm is bitten]
- Charlie Brown: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!
- [his bitten arm gushes blood]
- Narration: ...and the Kite Eating Tree
- [the tree falls on him]
- [opening narration]
- Narration: This Tuesday night, at 8 o'clock, another heartwarming holiday special, starring the Peanuts gang!
- Great Pumpkin: [the Peanuts gang, on their knees, tremble at the Great Pumpkin, who sits on a throne and smokes a cigar]
- Great Pumpkin: Wah-wah wah-wah-wah-wah...
- Narration: When the Great Pumpkin puts a bounty on Charlie Brown's head, the rest of the gang race against each other to bump him off, and collect the reward!