Kung Phooey! (2003)
Michael Man-Kin Chow: Art Chew
Quotes
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Waymon : He couldn't afford the overhead, so he sold it to Henry Yeh!
Art Chew : Who?
Waymon : No, Yeh!
Uncle Wong : Now, his daughter - Helen - owns it!
Waymon : Helen Yeh.
Uncle Wong : No, Hu!
Art Chew : Who?
Uncle Wong : Yeh! She marry a Hu!
Art Chew : Helen, who?
Waymon : Helen Yeh!
Art Chew : He said, who?
Uncle Wong : I said, Yeh! She married a Hu!
Art Chew : So who owns the restaurant, now?
Waymon : She does!
Art Chew : Who does?
Uncle Wong : Dat's what I saaaid!
Art Chew : Uncle Wong. *Who's* been after the Ancient Peach for years? If she finds it, Shur-Li's finished.
Uncle Wong : Shirley who's finished?
Art Chew : I thought you said her name was Helen?
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Art Chew : [into Helen Hu's face] If you do happen to find The Peach, it might be *p*oisonous.
Helen Hu : [into Art Chew's face] Problems with *p*oor *p*reservation *P*erHAPS.
Art Chew : [into Helen Hu's face with with increasingly overwhelming spit] That particular primitive peach was *p*icked on *p*rivate *p*roperty where the *p*resence of *p*oison presented the potential problem to its *p*ermeable a*pp*eal. But there's no positive *proof*.
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Art Chew : I, eh, I jus' , I jus' wanna tell you that, um... your beauty surpasses the Autumn moon... rising over the Jade Palace... that serves dim sum from 11:00 to 2:00.
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Art Chew : One who tricks seeks only to fool himself. I am not fool. It is *you* who are the fool. And that's no trick. You fool.
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Art Chew : Bad guys never attack at the same time. Come on. Form a line. Come on. Pick a number.
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Art Chew : You fight in your underwear?
Jean Fraud Croissant : Y- oui. Some fight without the shirt. I fight without the pants. The better for kicking.
Art Chew : I'm not takin' my pants off.
Jean Fraud Croissant : You take something off. Er, fight fair!