Kung Phooey! (2003)
Wallace Choy: Uncle Wong
Quotes
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Waymon : He couldn't afford the overhead, so he sold it to Henry Yeh!
Art Chew : Who?
Waymon : No, Yeh!
Uncle Wong : Now, his daughter - Helen - owns it!
Waymon : Helen Yeh.
Uncle Wong : No, Hu!
Art Chew : Who?
Uncle Wong : Yeh! She marry a Hu!
Art Chew : Helen, who?
Waymon : Helen Yeh!
Art Chew : He said, who?
Uncle Wong : I said, Yeh! She married a Hu!
Art Chew : So who owns the restaurant, now?
Waymon : She does!
Art Chew : Who does?
Uncle Wong : Dat's what I saaaid!
Art Chew : Uncle Wong. *Who's* been after the Ancient Peach for years? If she finds it, Shur-Li's finished.
Uncle Wong : Shirley who's finished?
Art Chew : I thought you said her name was Helen?
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Uncle Wong : [reading from the script for this film] Says right here. I'm supposed to be an Asian male, 60, slanty-eyed, whimpy, subserviant. Here, right here. Says: non-confrontational, speaks with heavy accent... owns restaurant or laundry if possible. See? I'm just a stereotype!