The Pool (2001)

Jason Liggett: Martin

Quotes 

• [Mike and Chris lunge at Martin, thinking he's the killer] 

  Chris : What the hell are you doing here?

  Martin : [Angrily shows them a bunch of condoms]  I'm just trying to get laid. Can someone tell me what the fuck's going on here?

• Martin : [after Diego sneaks up behind him and surprises him]  You goddamn Argentinians! Always sneaking up and attacking me, I feel like the Falkland Islands!