Larry-Boy! And the Fib from Outer Space! (1997 Video)

Mike Nawrocki: Larry the Cucumber (Larry-Boy), Jerry Gourd, Cow

Quotes 

• Larry-Boy : Alfred! I've got work to do! Consider our game - postponed.

• Alfred : Larry, what's happening?

  Larry-Boy : The monster is headed towards the Bumblyburg water tower. He is carrying a small asparagus. Alfred! We must find a way to stop this beast!

  Alfred : Yes, I'll get the computer working on it right away. Can you get to the water tower?

  Larry-Boy : The road is blocked. I'm afraid I'll have to go on foot.

  Alfred : Well, I've made a few modifications to the Larry-Mobile that might just do the trick.

  Larry-Boy : You have?

  Alfred : Well, you know. I like to tinker in my spare time.

  Larry-Boy : Is that what all these new buttons are for?

  Alfred : That's right! Unfortunately, I haven't had time to label them.

  Larry-Boy : Oh, dear.

  Alfred : But if you do exactly what I say, everything should work out fine... I think.

  [Larry-Boy grimaces at the camera] 

  Alfred : Now once you get up to speed all you have to do is press the green button. No, no, the blue button!

  Larry-Boy : Alfred! I'm going to run out of road! Which button is it?

  Alfred : The blue button! Press the blue button!

  Larry-Boy : Wipers!

  Alfred : The green button! It's the green one!

  [the horns honks a melody while passing Laura and Percy] 

  Laura Carrot : He's honking.

  Percy Pea : It's part of the plan.

  Larry-Boy : [as the Larry-Mobile approaches the water tower at top speed]  I AM GOING TO DIE!

  Alfred : Stop yelling at me! No yelling, yell, yell, yellow!

  [Larry-Boy hits the yellow button. The Larry-Mobile releases its tires and goes into flight mode, and the background music soars with a triumphant Larry-Boy flying into the sky] 

• Alfred : What do you mean you can't find it?

  Larry-Boy : I'm telling you Alfred. I've looked everywhere it's just not here.

  Alfred : Master Larry. I've gone all over the data from the science lab and I have to agree with their conclusion. Something from outer space landed in Bumblyburg. It simply has to be there somewhere.

  Larry-Boy : Look, Alfred. I've been driving around all day. I'm tired, I'm hungry, I've got to go to the bathroom. This suit is very constricting. I'm coming home.

  Alfred : But the security of Bumblyburg rests in your...

  Larry-Boy : [adamantly]  There are no space aliens in Bumblyburg!

• Larry-Boy : Drop the asparagus!

  Fib : Why don't you come and make me, little purple man?

  Larry-Boy : If that's the way it's gotta be...

• Fib : Hmm. Sorta looks like candy!

  Larry-Boy : No, really! It's spandex. It's quite bitter- ALFREEED!

• Larry-Boy : We need to hurry this along. I have a meeting with the action figure people in ten minutes.

  Bob : Action figure?

  Larry-Boy : Yes, Bob. Larry-Boy mania is sweeping the nation. If you're not on board, you're gonna miss the train.

  Bob : I, ah, I had no idea!

  Larry-Boy : Now you do.

• Alfred : According to my calculations, you can do... nothing.

  Larry-Boy : Nothing?

  Alfred : Yes. Nothing.

  [long pause] 

  Larry-Boy : Why didn't tell me that *before* I jumped on his head?

  Alfred : Well, my calculations were not yet finished.

• Larry-Boy : Why didn't you tell me that before I jumped on his head?

• [after Larry-Boy pulls Bob back with his plunger ear] 

  Larry-Boy : I like that song. Let it play.