Gallagher: Smashing Cheeseheads (1998 Video)

Gallagher: Self

Quotes 

• Gallagher : Women are emotional, men are logical.

  [a woman in the audience objects.] 

  Gallagher : You're logical? You shave off your eyebrows and then paint 'em back in. Right where they were.

• Gallagher : It's my prerogative. If I want to reach down in my pants.... and pull out a banana, and lose the respect of all these women... I can do it!

• Gallagher : Women are always wanting us to empathize with them. They say "I want you to know how I feel". And men think, "Well, let me feel you".