Ghost Stories (2000–2001)
Hilary Haag: Satsuki Miyanoshita
Quotes
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Keiichirou Miyanoshita : Hey, can you guys hear anything?
Satsuki Miyanoshita : You know what I hear? I hear the sound of you shutting the fuck up!
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Phone Recording : [Satsuki attempts to call the Ski Lodge] The number you have dialed is no longer in service. HEY! MAYBE IF THEY PAID THEIR FUCKING PHONE BILL YOU COULD CALL AGAIN!
Satsuki Miyanoshita : Asian trash, can't pay the phone bill.
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Satsuki Miyanoshita : Moshi moshi? I mean, hello. I'm sorry to call you at this hour, can I speak to Tamomi?
Woman : Tamomi? Aint no Tamomi girl here living here, so what?. Get your crack head ass head into some rehab, I aint got time for this bull...
Satsuki Miyanoshita : [Satsuki drops the phone in shock] Mother F-
[bleep]
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Satsuki Miyanoshita : [after realizing they've traveled back in time] HOLY TIME MACHINE BATMAN! It's 1973!
Hajime Aoyama : Holy pre-Parkinson's Michael J. Fox Christopher Lloyd Back To The Future plot ripoff device! Where's my Delorean?
Satsuki Miyanoshita : Pre-Parkinson's? You are so shockingly hateful.
Hajime Aoyama : I don't feel sorry for him, he was in "Light Of Day".
[Shudders]
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Keiichirou Miyanoshita : [Momoko, posessed by Satsuki's mother, has just collasped and turned back into herself] Wow, she must've been tired.
Satsuki Miyanoshita : Momoko! Is that you?
Momoko Koigakubo : Huh? Where am I?
Satsuki Miyanoshita : Heaven. Get Up.
Hajime Aoyama : Aww quit making fun of the Christian. We've got to save Leo!
Satsuki Miyanoshita : Gotta go! Move it Haji!
[They run off]
Keiichirou Miyanoshita : That was freaky.
Momoko Koigakubo : What?
Keiichirou Miyanoshita : You sounded like mom. I didn't know you did impressions.
Momoko Koigakubo : What are you talking about? Oh my goodness, do I need to get back on my medications? Tell me, are my eyes red?
Keiichirou Miyanoshita : Hmm...
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Satsuki Miyanoshita : Why on earth did we decide to hole up in the old Schoolhouse? Why? WHY?
Hajime Aoyama : 'Cause the mall was closed? I don't know.
Satsuki Miyanoshita : We passed up REI, we passed up Oshman's, we passed Neiman's for Christ's sake! YOU'RE... AN... IDIOT!
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Satsuki Miyanoshita : [It's the end of the day] But we were only in there for twenty minutes!
[Approximate running time of the episode up to that point]
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Satsuki Miyanoshita : [Alone clutching a doll] Looks like it's just you and me, Raggedy-Ann.
Satsuki Miyanoshita : [Doing ventriloquism] Call Me Barbie.
Satsuki Miyanoshita : Okay, Barbie... I'm going fuckin' crazy.
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Kakinomoto, Reo : They trade places with people's reflections, and walk the streets at night.
Satsuki Miyanoshita : Kinda like Thriller. A fat Thriller.
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Satsuki Miyanoshita : [trying to capture the Bathroom Ghost and save Hajime] Is this right?
Momoko Koigakubo : It's fine!
Satsuki Miyanoshita : I don't know. I kinda failed art. Maybe I should shade it in, add some cherry blossoms...
Momoko Koigakubo : JUST DO IT!