Boat Trip (2002)

Philip Krevoy: Man on Deck

Quotes 

• [having found out they're on a gay cruise, Nick is trying to get himself and Jerry off the ship] 

  Nick Ragoni : Excuse me, how do I get off really fast?

  Man on Deck : Try the Hole in One Room.

  Nick Ragoni : [to himself]  I'm starting to think that's not a real driving range. In fact, I'm CONVINCED OF IT!

• Nick Ragoni : [after seeing the Swedish Bikini Team on board]  I must be dreaming. Somebody pinch me.

  Man on Deck : Sure, my pleasure.

  [pinchs Nick on the butt] 

  Nick Ragoni : Ow! I didn't say on my ass!

  Man on Deck : You didn't *not* say it!

  Nick Ragoni : I didn't think I had to specify! Jesus!