- Teddy: You don't want a lover. You want a god-damned pet. Roll over, lie down, stand up, good boy! I'm outta here.
- Pip McCarthy: One of us isn't naked.
- Wes: Pip...
- Pip McCarthy: Take it from an old-timer like me, it's a lot easier to fuck with your pants off.
- Phil Simpson: Uhh, would you like to go up to my place for a beer? I live out by the marina.
- Pip McCarthy: I'll follow you.
- Phil Simpson: Better stay close. There're some tricky turns.
- Pip McCarthy: I'll ride your tail.
- [Phil gives him a double take]
- Pip McCarthy: So what's it like to fuck without a condom?
- Phil Simpson: You never have? Of course. You haven't been fucking ten years. It's... really nice.
- Pip McCarthy: Tell you what. Ten years or so I'll let you show me, but right now put that damn thing on.
- Donna McCarthy: Damn you, Pip! Damn you! You can both burn in Hell! You're just like him! You SHOULD have been Phil's son. You were supposed to be, but he didn't want me. He wouldn't even touch me! Never! Not once!