- Simon Greedwell: It's time to pay!
- Simon Greedwell: Ugh... Bury me with my money.
- Hawkeye Hank Hatfield: Draw, Pilgrim!
- Hawkeye Hank Hatfield: Ugh... You got me.
- Smith Brother 1: We're gonna blow you away!
- Smith Brother 2: Yeah! Yeah!
- Smith Brother 1: Holy smokes!
- Smith Brother 2: That was a bang!
- El Greco: Die, Gringo!
- El Greco: Adios, amigo!
- [throws sombrero away before falling off train]
- Chief Scalpem: Me ready for Pow-Wow!
- Chief Scalpem: Me pow-wowed out...
- Chief Scalpem's Sister: Please! Please! Don't shoot my brother! He's only following orders!
- Winning Character: Alright, ma'am. We won't shoot him.
- Dark Horse: You in heap big trouble!
- Dark Horse: Ugh... Me in heap big trouble!
- Paco Loco: Ay, Chihuahua!
- Paco Loco: Hasta la bye bye!
- Sir Richard Rose: Cheerio, ol' chap!
- Sir Richard Rose: I say... bit o' bad luck...