Friday After Next (2002)
Terry Crews: Damon
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Quotes
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Damon : Craig and Day-Day.
Day-Day : Ohh...
Damon : Just the niggas I need to see.
Craig Jones : Yo, yo... what's up O.G. Triple O.G... O.G. triple... triple O.G.?
Day-Day : You got out last night?
Damon : I haven't seen ya'll in about 12 years, nigga.
Day-Day : I know, I was little...
Damon : You're grown up now, though. Give a nigga a hug, dog.
Day-Day : I'm about to go...
[Craig grabs Day-Day and runs him into Damon]
Damon : [Damnon grabs Day-Day] Yeah, man. It's cool, dog. It's cool. Come here. Yeah, right there.
Damon : [Damon looks at Craig] Group hug, nigga!
Day-Day : Come on, Craig!
[Craig walks to Damon]
Craig Jones : What's up, dog.
Damon : What's up, nigga.
Damon : It's good to be home. 'Cause in prison dog, hey... ain't nothing but the fellas, nigga.
Day-Day : I heard.
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Money Mike : [Damon splashes water on Money Mike] Did you pee on me?
Damon : Wake yo' bitch-ass up, lucky charms. I like my fish wet and squirmy.
Money Mike : I thought I was dreaming. You almost drowned me, nigga.
Damon : Oh, you're dreaming. This is a wet dream.
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Damon : [while Money Mike has plyers on his testicles] ya know maybe we can get to know each other
Money Mike : Shut up! The hell you talkin bout! I am a boy! You are not in prison anymore Damon! Thats not how we do it!
[Squeezes plyers]
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Money Mike : [while holding Damon's balls with a vice grips] Are you a music lover, Damon?
Damon : Y... yes
Money Mike : Well, have you ever heard of the nutcracker?
[squeezes Damon's balls with the vice grips]
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Damon : [looking at Money Mike with crazed lust] Craig, introduce me to yo' friend.
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Damon : Y'all look good in y'all little tight-ass rent-a-cop outfits. Merry Christmas, niggettes.
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Damon : Who's that?
Craig Jones : That's, uh... that's Donna.
Damon : Who da nigga she with?
Craig Jones : Oh, that's just Money Mike, little Lucky Charms, micro-mini pimp.
Damon : Yeah, that nigga look magically delicious.
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Damon : Got my shank in case shit jump off in this motherfucker.
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Damon : Momma where you goin?
Mrs. Pearly : Im goin to make my daily rounds
Damon : Can you make me a sandwhich when you get back?
Mrs. Pearly : Make your own damn sandwich!
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Craig Jones : You ain't evictin' nobody, 'less you got a motherfuckin' army wit you.
Mrs. Pearly : I don't need no army, Mr. Smart-ass. My son Damon home right now.
Craig Jones , Day-Day : DAMON?
Craig Jones : [in narrative] I had a nightmare 'bout that fool last night.
Damon : [flashes to dream; Damon walks into Craig and Day-Day's prison cell] Day-Day. Craig. Which one of you bitches is gonna wash my drawers tonight?
Craig Jones , Day-Day : [pointing to each other] That would be him.
[Damon tosses his laundry on both of them]
Day-Day : I wash on Sundays... anyway.
Craig Jones : Starch or press?
Damon : Starch, nigga!
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Craig Jones : What you need to do is grab one of these fine females and get your boogie on.
Damon : I don't wanna dance with none of these hos.