Holiday in the Sun (2001 Video)

Ben Easter: Jordan

Quotes 

• Jordan : What's your name?

  Alex : Alex.

  Jordan : That's it, just one name?

  Alex : One more than you.

• [Introducing herself to Jordan] 

  Brianna : Umm, excuse me. My name's Brianna Wallace, as in the Wallace department store Wallace. Umm, what's your name?

  Jordan : Jordan Landers, as in the Landers hardware store Landers.

  Brianna : A sense of humour. Cute.

  [to Alex] 

  Brianna : Sorry I don't believe I know you?

  Alex : Yeah, we met. In the lobby. *Take* a number.

• Stan : There's been a PI at the shark pool.

  Jordan : PI?

  Stan : Puking incident. Some kid puked all over the shark pool. Anyway, I need you to clean it up for me right away. A.S.A.P.

• [Jordan is looking for sick in the shark pool] 

  Alex : Patrolling for barf?

  Jordan : *How* did you know?

• Jordan : Hey, Alex, do you want to dance?

  Alex : Sure

  Brianna : Hey, Jordan, do you want to dance?

  Jordan : Yeah with Alex.

• Policeman : You will all stand perfectly still.

  Madison : What?

  Griffen Grayson : What?

  Jordan : [another officer takes fishing rods and tackle box from Jordan's hands]  Wait a minute. This doesn't belong to you.

  Madison : Excuse me.

  Griffen Grayson : What are you doing?

  Jordan : What are you doing, man?

  Policeman : Quite correct. It belongs to the people of the Bahamas. And you're all under arrest.

  Jordan , Griffen Grayson : What?

  Madison : Jordan!

  Policeman : For smuggling antiquities.

  Griffen Grayson : For what?

  Jordan : Antiquities? I didn't steal anything.

  Madison : Jordan!

  Policeman : These are national treasures that must not leave this country. Take them away. Let's go. All of you.

  [policemen take Griffen and the others to jail] 

• Security Guard : Jordan Landers, you can go.

  Jordan : I can't.

  Security Guard : Ms. Wallace doesn't want to press any charges.

  Jordan : Oh, what about my friends?

  Security Guard : She ain't seeing anything but them.

  Jordan : Oh, then I'm staying, too.

  Security Guard : Out.

  Alex : Jordan, just go.