Jonah: A VeggieTales Movie (2002)
Tim Hodge: Khalil
Quotes
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Khalil : I am a caterpillar. Well, that's not entirely true. My mother was a caterpillar, my father was a worm, but I'm okay with that now.
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Self-Help Tape Voice : You are a skilled metal worker.
Khalil : I am a skilled metal worker? Oh, I did not know that!
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Khalil : Now you are sad, my friend. Something about Ninevah makes you sad?
Jonah : Oh, I don't want to talk about it.
Khalil : Oh, you do not have to tell me. Because I already know.
Jonah : You do?
Khalil : Oh, yes. There is a woman in Ninevah, is there not? A beautiful young asparagus? She is waiting for you, but your job is in the way. Her father is the head of an international band of camel thieves. Today you sail out to Tarshish to deliver a message to the camel thieves, but in the process will break the heart of the woman you love!
[pause]
Khalil : Insight runs very deep in my family.
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City Official, Crazy Jopponian : [the Pirates and Jonah are on trial and the city official addresses the crowd] People of Nineveh! These four men and that small...
[pause]
City Official, Crazy Jopponian : whatever it is!
Khalil : I am a caterpiller! Well that is only half true.
City Official, Crazy Jopponian : ...have been found guilty of high thievery against the royal city of Nineveh. For their punishment:
[shouts]
City Official, Crazy Jopponian : The Slap of No Return!
Larry : [the entire audience of Ninevites are all laughing] What's so funny?
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Pirate Pa : Okay. Here's the deal: The way I see it, there is a reason for this strom.
Pirate Pa : [as Mr. Lunt shuffles the cards] Somebody up there... is really upset with somebody down here. And it ain't going to let up until we know who that 'somebody' is. If could be any one of us. I have my suspicions, but we won't know for sure until we figure it out 'scientifically'.
Pirate Pa : [picks up cards] All right, men, Go Fish! Loser takes a swim!
[Pa Grape, Jonah, Mr. Lunt, Larry and Khalil starts playing Go Fish while the ship is in the thunderstorm]
Pirate Pa : You got a perch?
Mr. Lunt : Nope.
Larry : You have any pickerel?
Mr. Lunt : Nope.
[One of the players matches a pair of yellow seahorses]
Mr. Lunt : You got a... muskellunge?
Pirate Pa : Nope! Go Fish!
Jonah : Oh, dear!
Khalil : I am most desperate for a lobster.
Pirate Pa : Sorry.
Larry : [takes another card] Drat!
Mr. Lunt : He-he-he.
Mr. Lunt : [pulls out to reveal that there are seven cards] Oh!
[Larry takes another card. As the game progresses, one player reveals a pair of purple jellyfish, another reveals two red pufferfish, and Khalil reveals two blue bass. Jonah has one card left]
Mr. Lunt : Got any bass?
Pirate Pa : [depressed] Yeah.
[Pa's bass matches with Mr. King's. Jonah takes another two cards, Khalil has eight cards left]
Mr. Lunt : Octopus?
Larry : Blue Gil?
Pirate Pa : Tuna?
Khalil : Halibut?
[Pa reveals two yellow eels, Lunt reveals two purple octopuses, and Larry has two seahorses. Jonah and Khalil is still playing]
Khalil : You got any trout?
[Jonah hands his trout to Khalil]
Khalil : [revelas two yellow whales, one of them is upside-down] Hmm? Oh, what a goose I am! It's a match! I had it all along!
[Jonah has one card left]
Pirate Pa : Huh? I thought for sure...
Jonah : [abruptly interrupts Pa's sentence as he puts down his last card] All right! I admit it. It's my fault! All my fault! I'm the one to blame!
Pirate Pa : But, I- The worm.
Jonah : I am a Hebrew. And I worship the Lord, the God of heaven, who made the sea and the land. And I'm running away with him!
[Lunt and Khalil gasp]
Jonah : He told me to go to Ninevah, but I didn't listen! You know, I don't like those people.
Mr. Lunt : Ooooh. Fish slappers.
Jonah : Yes! So I ran. I ran and I ended up here. And now everyone's in terrible danger all because of me. I- I'm afraid the only thing left is to be thrown into the sea!
Larry : Awww, you don't have to do that. We got a plank.
[Larry opens the entryway and a plank board pops in]
Larry : You can just walk off.
Jonah : [after a short pause] Yes, thank you. You're too kind.
