Jonah: A VeggieTales Movie (2002)

Mike Nawrocki: Larry the Cucumber, Jean Claude Pea, Cockney Pea #1, Self-Help Tape Voice, Jerry Gourd, Whooping BBQ Pea

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Quotes 

• Self-Help Tape Voice : You are a skilled metal worker.

  Khalil : I am a skilled metal worker? Oh, I did not know that!

• Mr. Nezzer : Are you guys still doing that "pirate" thing?

  Mr. Lunt : Argh! Watch your tongue, matey! Or we'll... what'll we do?

  Larry : Nothing. We're the Pirates Who Don't Do Anything.

  Mr. Lunt : Oh. Argh! You got off easy today!

• Mr. Lunt : Remember that time we did that one thing with that one guy?

  Pa Grape : Oh, do I ever.

  Larry : I remember it like it was yesterday.

• [outtake; Jonah is trying to sleep but is interrupted by the Self Help Tape] 

  Self-Help Tape Voice : You are so vain. I bet you think this movie's about you. Don't you. Don't you.

  Jonah : Ah, good one, boys...

• Jonah : I'm afraid the only thing left is to be thrown into the sea.

  Larry : Oh, you don't have to do that! We've got a plank! You can just walk off!

  Jonah : Yes, thank you. You're too kind.

• Mr. Lunt : You are a cheating buccaneer!

  Larry : How am I supposed to cheat at Go Fish?

  [pause] 

  Mr. Lunt : I don't know.

• [during the closing credits song, Larry threatens to leave early] 

  Larry : I'm gonna go home and take a nap!

  Pa Grape : Come on, we have contractual obligations to finish the song.

  Mr. Lunt : They paid for a full 79 minutes of entertainment, pal! Get back in the booth!

  Larry : Wake me up for the prequel!

  [Larry leaves] 

  Pa Grape : Oh, come on! We were just starting to have fun!

  [laughs] 

  Pa Grape : Oh man, I need a tums.

  [Pa leaves] 

  Mr. Lunt : What? What, are we done? You mean that's it? Zim-bom-a-loo-bop-a-lop-bam-bing?... Hey, hey, ho ho ho, Hey hey, ho ho ho, hey hey... If you need me, I'll be on the porch.

• Pirate Pa , Larry , Mr. Lunt : ["The Credits Song"]  This is the song that runs under the credits. These are the credits, so this is where it goes. Has nothing to do with the movie so we'll say "Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!..."

• Pa Grape : What you need is a little compassion.

  Larry : And maybe some scampi.

• [outtake] 

  Self-Help Tape Voice : Knock knock.

  Jonah : Uh... who's there?

  Self-Help Tape Voice : Big goofy asparagus in a turban.

  Jonah : Big goofy asparagus in a turban wh... oh, ha ha ha, very funny!

• City Official, Crazy Jopponian : [the Pirates and Jonah are on trial and the city official addresses the crowd]  People of Nineveh! These four men and that small...

  [pause] 

  City Official, Crazy Jopponian : whatever it is!

  Khalil : I am a caterpiller! Well that is only half true.

  City Official, Crazy Jopponian : ...have been found guilty of high thievery against the royal city of Nineveh. For their punishment:

  [shouts] 

  City Official, Crazy Jopponian : The Slap of No Return!

  Larry : [the entire audience of Ninevites are all laughing]  What's so funny?

• Larry : [looking through telescope]  Thar she blows!

  Mr. Lunt : Where?

  Larry : Right there! Over by the barbecue!

  Mr. Lunt : [picks up ping-pong ball]  Got it!

• Pirate Pa : Bring out the cannon!

  Mr. Lunt : We ain't got no ammo!

  [Larry spots garden items] 

  Larry : Oh, yes, we do!

• [one of the outtakes, as Dad dodges obstacles while driving] 

  Dad : Tree!... Cabin!... Larry-Boy!

  [the van suddenly runs into a clothes line on which Larry-Boy is hanging] 

  Larry : Hi, guys! What's up?

• Pirate Pa : Okay. Here's the deal: The way I see it, there is a reason for this strom.

  Pirate Pa : [as Mr. Lunt shuffles the cards]  Somebody up there... is really upset with somebody down here. And it ain't going to let up until we know who that 'somebody' is. If could be any one of us. I have my suspicions, but we won't know for sure until we figure it out 'scientifically'.

  Pirate Pa : [picks up cards]  All right, men, Go Fish! Loser takes a swim!

  [Pa Grape, Jonah, Mr. Lunt, Larry and Khalil starts playing Go Fish while the ship is in the thunderstorm] 

  Pirate Pa : You got a perch?

  Mr. Lunt : Nope.

  Larry : You have any pickerel?

  Mr. Lunt : Nope.

  [One of the players matches a pair of yellow seahorses] 

  Mr. Lunt : You got a... muskellunge?

  Pirate Pa : Nope! Go Fish!

  Jonah : Oh, dear!

  Khalil : I am most desperate for a lobster.

  Pirate Pa : Sorry.

  Larry : [takes another card]  Drat!

  Mr. Lunt : He-he-he.

  Mr. Lunt : [pulls out to reveal that there are seven cards]  Oh!

  [Larry takes another card. As the game progresses, one player reveals a pair of purple jellyfish, another reveals two red pufferfish, and Khalil reveals two blue bass. Jonah has one card left] 

  Mr. Lunt : Got any bass?

  Pirate Pa : [depressed]  Yeah.

  [Pa's bass matches with Mr. King's. Jonah takes another two cards, Khalil has eight cards left] 

  Mr. Lunt : Octopus?

  Larry : Blue Gil?

  Pirate Pa : Tuna?

  Khalil : Halibut?

  [Pa reveals two yellow eels, Lunt reveals two purple octopuses, and Larry has two seahorses. Jonah and Khalil is still playing] 

  Khalil : You got any trout?

  [Jonah hands his trout to Khalil] 

  Khalil : [revelas two yellow whales, one of them is upside-down]  Hmm? Oh, what a goose I am! It's a match! I had it all along!

  [Jonah has one card left] 

  Pirate Pa : Huh? I thought for sure...

  Jonah : [abruptly interrupts Pa's sentence as he puts down his last card]  All right! I admit it. It's my fault! All my fault! I'm the one to blame!

  Pirate Pa : But, I- The worm.

  Jonah : I am a Hebrew. And I worship the Lord, the God of heaven, who made the sea and the land. And I'm running away with him!

  [Lunt and Khalil gasp] 

  Jonah : He told me to go to Ninevah, but I didn't listen! You know, I don't like those people.

  Mr. Lunt : Ooooh. Fish slappers.

  Jonah : Yes! So I ran. I ran and I ended up here. And now everyone's in terrible danger all because of me. I- I'm afraid the only thing left is to be thrown into the sea!

  Larry : Awww, you don't have to do that. We got a plank.

  [Larry opens the entryway and a plank board pops in] 

  Larry : You can just walk off.

  Jonah : [after a short pause]  Yes, thank you. You're too kind.