Jonah: A VeggieTales Movie (2002)

Ron Smith: City Official, Crazed Jopponian

Quotes 

• City Official, Crazy Jopponian : [after Jonah says he was swallowed by whale]  How do we know if he is telling the truth, sire?

  King Twistomer : Smell him.

  City Official, Crazy Jopponian : Excuse me, sire?

  King Twistomer : Smell him.

  [official smells Jonah and faints] 

• City Official, Crazy Jopponian : [the Pirates and Jonah are on trial and the city official addresses the crowd]  People of Nineveh! These four men and that small...

  [pause] 

  City Official, Crazy Jopponian : whatever it is!

  Khalil : I am a caterpiller! Well that is only half true.

  City Official, Crazy Jopponian : ...have been found guilty of high thievery against the royal city of Nineveh. For their punishment:

  [shouts] 

  City Official, Crazy Jopponian : The Slap of No Return!

  Larry : [the entire audience of Ninevites are all laughing]  What's so funny?