Scary Movie 3 (2003)

Phil Dornfeld: Tabitha's Voice

Quotes 

• [on the phone] 

  Cindy : Hello?

  Tabitha's Voice : [indistinct]  Seven days.

  Cindy : What? Willie Mays?

  Tabitha's Voice : [indistinct]  Seven days.

  Cindy : Who's gay? Hello?

  Tabitha's Voice : [indistinct]  Seven days.

  Cindy : What?

  Tabitha's Voice : Can you hear me now?

  Cindy : Kind of.

  Tabitha's Voice : Can you hear me now?

  Cindy : Yes. Perfect.

  Tabitha's Voice : Seven days.

  Cindy : Seven days. Oh, my God. I'm gonna die next Monday?

  Tabitha's Voice : Yes. No. Wait. Monday. That would be seven business days. This is seven days starting now.

  Cindy : So seven days to this very hour? My watch broke. How am I gonna know the exact hour?

  Tabitha's Voice : Forget hours. This day seven days from now.

  Cindy : But there's a holiday coming up. Do you count the holiday?

  Tabitha's Voice : Well, that depends. What holiday?

  Cindy : Martin Luther King Day.

  Tabitha's Voice : Then no.

  Cindy : Why not? Everybody at work is taking it off.

  Tabitha's Voice : Jesus Christ, lady. I'm giving you seven friggin' days. I can come over now and kill the shit out of you if you'd rather have that.

• [the phone rings after Cody watches the tape] 

  Cindy : Hello?

  Tabitha's Voice : It's me. How you doing?

  Cindy : Fine.

  Tabitha's Voice : Enjoying your last week? I can't wait to see you. Six days now, right?

  Cindy : Yeah.

  Tabitha's Voice : It was great catching up. Can I speak to Cody?

  Cindy : Why? He didn't watch the tape.

  Tabitha's Voice : Yes, he did. Come on, Cindy, I do this for a living.

  [Cindy hangs up. The phone rings again] 

  Cindy : Hello?

  Tabitha's Voice : Hello, I'm calling from "Reader's Digest" with a fantastic offer for Cody.

  [Snickering] 

  Cindy : No, you're not! You're that evil little girl from the tape!

  Tabitha's Voice : [Laughs]  Okay, you got me. How about I just leave a message for him?

  Cindy : Fine.

  [Writes the message down] 

  Cindy : Uh-huh. Yeah. Okay, how do you spell that? Right. Okay, got it. Bye-bye.

  [Holds the paper up, reading SEVEN DAYS] 

  Cindy : Aaaah!