Scary Movie 3 (2003) Poster

(2003)

Drew Mikuska: Cody

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Quotes 

  • [telling future to a pregnant woman] 

    Cody : It's a boy. He's going to be an asshole.

  • [standing on stairs telling future to man walking out of restroom] 

    Cody : You're getting lucky tonight.

    [to "woman" walking out behind him, holding his hand] 

    Cody : He doesn't know you're a guy.

  • Cindy : Cody, did I ever tell you what your mom said about you the day you were born?

    Cody : No.

    Cindy : I was in the delivery room with her. She was having a hard time. Then you began to come out of her. And your mom screamed and screamed in pain. She yelled, "Just kill me. Bludgeon me with a bedpan. Whatever you do, put me out of this pain." She was gushing torrents of blood. I have this all on tape if you want to see it someday. Well, finally you came out. Your mom cut your umbilical cord herself. Well, on the second try. The first time she snipped your penis in half. After all, she was drunk. Actually, drugged. We'd been out the night before celebrating St. Patrick's Day. And she thought, "Hey, I never tasted crystal meth." So she did just a little.

    Cody : My penis?

    Cindy : Yes. They sewed it on upside down.

    Cody : So that's why I pee up?

    Cindy : Yes. We'll get it fixed, honey. It's on my list of things. Right after we get TiVo. Anyway, there you were. Your mom turned to me and she said, "Hey, you want him? Take him." And then she died. And I took you. Do you know why? I'd just lost my cat in a fire, and I needed something to pet and feed. And I miss that cat, Cody. But I love you. And nothing's ever gonna change that, not even the very painful death we're about to experience.

  • Cody : [telling fortune to a smoker]  Smoke all you want, you're gonna get hit by a bus.

  • Cody : [pointing at a mans toupee]  That's not fooling anyone

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