George and the Dragon (2004)

James Purefoy: George

Quotes 

• George : [George and Tarik are walking on the beach, about to part paths]  Tarik, things won't be the same without you. What will I do with myself? When you're not praying five times a day.

  Tarik : [laughs]  Do exactly the same thing you would do when I *was* praying.

  George : Oh, that's impossible.

  Tarik : Why?

  George : Because I was stealing your food.

• Princess Lunna : [speaking to her nun-cousin when she's showing her the dragon egg for the first time]  Dear cousin, we have a small problem.

  George : Uh, it's a big problem... We have a "small" dragon.

• George : [after father Bernard gets slashed in the belly with a sword, and blood pours out. George smells the "blood"]  This isn't blood. This is Burgundy!

  Father Bernard : [Father Bernard points to the wounded wine bladder he carried under his robe]  But there's a big big hole here.