Simon the Sorcerer (1993 Video Game)

Chris Barrie: Simon

Quotes 

• Simon : What do you wear in bed?

  Nubile Valkyrie #2 : Armour.

  Simon : Thought as much.

• Druid : Afraid, are you?

  Simon : Wouldn't YOU be if a lunatic druid wanted to stick a silver dagger through YOUR heart?

• Barbarian : Can you help me, boy?

  Simon : I can't help. I'm pedophobic.

• Simon : Hang on!

  Sordid : What is it *now*? Why can't you just shut up and DIE?

• Tree : What are you staring at, mate?

  Simon : You can talk?

  Tree : Give the kid a cigar!

• Simon : You spelt 'rights' wrong on your placard.

  Troll : YOU spelt 'rights' wrong in that last sentence.

• Simon : Let me in. The fate of the world depends on it!

  Attendent : No, the fate of *my job* depends on it!

• Simon : What's new?

  Head 2 Shopkeeper : He's a little uglier perhaps!

  Head 1 Shopkeeper : And *he's* a little... stupider.