Halo: Combat Evolved (2001 Video Game)

David Scully: Sgt. Johnson, Elite

Quotes 

• Sgt. Johnson : Well, I don't care if it's God's own anti-son-of-a-bitch machine or a giant hula hoop, we're not gonna let 'em have it!

• Pvt. Mendoza : [Jenkins's video feed - Marines are examining a brutally killed elite]  ... which is weird right? I mean, look at it, something scrambled the insides.

  Sgt. Johnson : Hunh. Plasma scoring?

  Pvt. Mendoza : Yeah, I don't know, maybe there was an accident you know, friendly fire?

  Captain Keyes : What do we have Sergeant?

  Sgt. Johnson : Looks like a Covenant patrol, bad-ass elite unit, all KIA.

  Captain Keyes : Real pretty, friend of yours?

  Pvt. Mendoza : Nah, we just met.

• Sgt. Johnson : We are going to blow the hell out of those dumb bugs until we don't have anything left to shoot 'em with! And then, we are going to strangle them with their own-living-guts!

• Sgt. Johnson : [fighting the Covenant]  I would have been your daddy, but that dog beat me over the fence.

• Sgt. Johnson : Hit it, Marines! Go! Go! Go! The corps ain't payin' us by the hour!

• Sgt. Johnson : [after Master Chief dies]  Damn it! Get Cortana out of his head!

• Sgt. Johnson : [when a large number of hostiles appears]  MARINES, we are LEAVING!

• Captain Keyes : [FPV from Pvt. Jenkins' helmet cam]  Right, let's get this door open.

  Pvt. Mendoza : I'll try, sir. But it looks like these Covenant tried pretty hard to lock it down.

  Captain Keyes : Just do it, son.

  Pvt. Mendoza : Yes, sir.

  [Mendoza uses a codebreaker and opens the door; he motions to enter the room. Jenkins, Mendoza and Bisenti go in and fan out] 

  Pvt. Bisenti : I got a bad feeling about this...

  Sgt. Johnson : Boy, you always got a bad feeling about something.

  Marine : [over radio]  Captain? Sarge? Can you hear me?

  Captain Keyes : What's going on, soldier?

  Marine : [over radio]  We got contacts, lots of 'em! But they're not Covenant! They're just tearin' through us! What the... Oh, no!

  Sgt. Johnson : Corporal? Do you copy, over? Mendoza, get your ass back up to second squad's position and find out what the hell is going on!

  Pvt. Mendoza : But...

  Sgt. Johnson : I don't have time for your lip, soldier! I gave you an order!

  Pvt. Mendoza : But Sarge, listen!

  [ominous crawling and slurping is heard] 

  Pvt. Bisenti : What is that?

  Sgt. Johnson : Where's that comin' from, Mendoza?

  Pvt. Mendoza : Everywhere! I don't... There! Mira!

  [points as infection form Flood pour out of a door] 

  Pvt. Bisenti : [an infection form latches onto his face]  Gaaah! Get it out! Get it out!

  Pvt. Mendoza : Hold still! Hold still!

  Sgt. Johnson : Let 'em have it!

  [the Marines open fire] 

  Captain Keyes : Sergeant, we're surrounded!

  Sgt. Johnson : Goddammit, Jenkins! Fire your weapon!

  Pvt. Jenkins : There are too many, Sarge!

  Sgt. Johnson : Don't even think about it, Marine.

  Pvt. Mendoza : Aw, this is loco!

  [runs away] 

  Captain Keyes : Get back here, Marine! That's an order!

  [Johnson calls out to Jenkins whose cam is blocked by the Flood; video feed ends] 

• Sgt. Johnson : [to Fire Team Charlie]  Once again, it is our job to finish what the flyboys started. We are leaving this ship, platoon, and engaging the Covenant on solid ground. When we meet the enemy, we will rip their skulls from their spines, and toss 'em away, laughin'! Am I right, Marines?

• Sgt. Johnson : [to Fire Team Charlie]  Men, here is where we show those split-chin squid-head sons-of-bitches that they could not have picked a worse enemy than the human race! We are going to blow the hell out of those dumb bugs, until we don't have anything left to shoot 'em with! And then we are going to strangle them with their own-living-guts! Am I *right*, Marines?

• Sgt. Johnson : [if you kill a lot of enemies]  I'm startin' to feel sorry for them.