Holes (2003)
Byron Cotton: Armpit
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Quotes
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Magnet : Maybe he found Zero. Maybe they're still alive.
X-Ray : Yeah, and maybe the Easter Bunny and the Tooth Fairy are still alive.
Squid : Maybe my mom'll stop drinkin' and my dad'll come back.
Twitch : Man when Caveman stole that truck... oh...
Zig-Zag : That was awesome.
Armpit : Yeah, Caveman did have style.
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Mr. Pendanski : Good morning, Theodore!
Armpit : Man, it's Armpit! I don't know no fool named Theodore.
Mr. Pendanski : Well, I don't know no fool named Armpit.
[Hands him water]
Mr. Pendanski : Here's your water, who-ever-you-are.
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Zig-Zag : What color was it's blood?
Stanley : I-I don't know. I couldn't tell.
Zig-Zag : I wish I'd a seen it. Bam!
Magnet : If Mr. Sir didn't shoot it, Stanley, you'd be in the hole.
Zig-Zag : Don't you know each one's got exactly 11 spots?
Squid : Yeah, man, but if you ever get close enough to count 'em, you're dead.
Armpit : Look, it's the lizards we're workin' for, man. We build their houses for 'em. I mean, yesterday I saw 10 of 'em in one hole.
Squid : We ain't diggin' for no lizards
Armpit : What we diggin' for then man?
X-Ray : Like Mr. Sir said, we diggin' to build some character.
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The Warden Walker : [while all the boys are digging out a deep trench, Armpit tries to dupe the Warden into thinking that he has found something which is obviously nothing more than a recently broken TV nob] Are you trying to be funny, or do you just think I'm stupid?
Armpit : No, ma'am. I wasn't trying to be funny.
The Warden Walker : Excuse me?
Mr. Sir : You know something, Armpit? Your little joke has just cost you a week of shower privileges.
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Stanley : Man how did she know my name?
Zig-Zag : Oh, man, she's got the whole place wired. Oh yeah, she has these little cameras and microphones all over the place. In the tent, in the rec room, in the showers.
Stanley : They're not in the showers.
Squid : Oh don't listen to him. I read his file. It said he suffers from, um, oh. acute paranoia.
Magnet : So I guess that means she watches me everyday, huh.
Armpit : Man, he said cameras and microphones, not microscopes.
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Mr. Pendanski : Stanley, if you've got any questions, just ask Theodore. Theodore will be your mentor. Got that, Theodore?
Armpit : Yeah, man. Whatever, dude.
Mr. Pendanski : I'm depending on you. It should be no labor to be nice to your neighbor.
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Mr. Pendanski : Here, Theodore.
Armpit : Man, the name is Armpit.
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Armpit : Look at the little fishes... I mean cave pictures.