The Halloween That Almost Wasn't (1979 TV Movie)

Judd Hirsch: Count Dracula

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Quotes 

• Frankenstein's Monster : My feet hurt!

  Count Dracula : Don't give me that! I happen to know those aren't your feet!

  Frankenstein's Monster : What did you have to bring that up for?

• Count Dracula : It's one of those days I wish I was dead. And stayed dead.

• Count Dracula : Igor, you did it again! How many times do I have to tell you? Keep my tomb door open at night and closed in the day. Open at night and closed in the day!

• Frankenstein's Monster : Are they gone yet?

  Count Dracula : Yes, it's safe for you to come out now and protect my life!

• Count Dracula : What do I do now?

  Igor : Master, believe me, they're just illusions. They cannot harm you.

  Count Dracula : Can't do any me harm, huh? Who did that? Termites?

• Count Dracula : Teeny tiny bat. Teeny tiny bat. Teeny tiny bat.

• Count Dracula : Hiya, Baby, it's me, Count Dracula.

  Witch : I didn't think it was a humming bird.

• Witch : So who's going to dance with me?

  Count Dracula : [as he gets into his disco outfit after the Witch transforms into a blonde wearing red]  Well.

• Witch : Well, for heavens sake! You look just like me.

  Girl dressed as witch : This is my favorite costume, because of you.

  Witch : It is? Why?

  Girl dressed as witch : Because you're one of my favorite people.

  Boy dressed as Scarecrow : We love you just the way you are! All the kids feel that way.

  Witch : You really love me? All right, I'll do it! Knowing you love me means more to me than any of his promises.

  Count Dracula : Oh, then we can forget those silly conditions that you asked for?

  Witch : Not on your life! You're going to keep every one of those promises just the same! Starting with the disco party right after I ride over the moon. So long, kids! This ride is just for you!