Spider-Man 2 (2004)

Hal Sparks: Elevator Passenger

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• [man steps into elevator. Spider-man is in the elevator] 

  Elevator Passenger : Cool Spidey outfit.

  Spider-Man : Thanks.

  Elevator Passenger : Where did you get it?

  Spider-Man : I made it.

  [pause] 

  Elevator Passenger : Looks uncomfortable...

  Spider-Man : Yeah, it's kind of itchy...

  [pause] 

  Spider-Man : ...and it rides up in the crotch a little bit, too.

• Elevator Passenger : I'm with Weisenhower, Anderson, Nichols & Knudsen PR firm in the building and I just wanna say I think the image you have is fantastic. It's really put together. The costume. The... this thing. I mean, it's really put together. It's great. I think you can do more than print though. I think you might wanna try some TV, you know? Can I riff for you? Can I come up with a couple ideas for you? Just what my company would do. Let's see what I got. How 'bout, um, uh, a children's book? You could, uh, have like Charlotte's Web but without the pig. You know, that kind of thing. How 'bout, um, uh, a line of hammocks? 'Cause it's kind of a web thing. Um, you could do, um, a men's cologne called "Thwip." Let me give you a card.

  Spider-Man : I don't have any pockets.