Slim Slam Slum (2002)
Ole Thestrup: VVS Mand
Quotes
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VVS Mand : Hi, there! Wut Wut! Top of the morning to you!
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VVS Mand : Well, if this doesn't help in the count of a minute. Then I'll have to goddamn break down the whole can.
Slam : But, how come our new 12 dollar plunger doesn't work a shit?
VVS Mand : I'll tell you why my friend. Because the plunger I have here is actually 15 to 20 times more powerful than that. Feel it by yourself.
VVS Mand : 15 to 20 times more powerful than that piece of crap! Look at it! It's useless!
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VVS Mand : [after fixing Slim, Slam and Slum's toilet]
[happy]
VVS Mand : There. That ought to do it.
Slum : Great, dude. Now we can shit again.
VVS Mand : Wait, wait, and hold your horses...
[throws a big clump of toilet paper in the WC]
VVS Mand : ...we have to do the test first.
Slim : Erhh, what kind of test?
VVS Mand : [points at the paperclump in the WC] That one. If it can't take that, we have a very serious problem. And then you'll have the pleasure of my company several times. And you wouldn't want that, would you?
VVS Mand : [the test is working, and the toilet is now fin]
[happy]
VVS Mand : We goddamn did it, boys.
