Slim Slam Slum (2002)

Simon Jul Jørgensen: Slam

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• VVS Mand : Well, if this doesn't help in the count of a minute. Then I'll have to goddamn break down the whole can.

  Slam : But, how come our new 12 dollar plunger doesn't work a shit?

  VVS Mand : I'll tell you why my friend. Because the plunger I have here is actually 15 to 20 times more powerful than that. Feel it by yourself.

  VVS Mand : 15 to 20 times more powerful than that piece of crap! Look at it! It's useless!

• Slim : What about the bill. How much is it?

  VVS Mand : 100 bucks!

  Slam : 100 bucks?

  VVS Mand : No reason to panic. I'll send it by mail.

• Slam : [Slim and Slam is sitting in the couch, and playing Tekken 3 on Playstation]  Again! Yeah, man!

  Slim : Damn! Arrgh!

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  Slim : Gotcha your junkie, man! Did ya see that?

  Slam : Fuck you, man! Have a circle kick!

  Slim : No!

• Slum : [sitting on the toilet]  Hey, Slam? Did you read that Robert Crumb moved to Southern France?

  Slam : Nah.