It's a Very Merry Muppet Christmas Movie (2002 TV Movie)
David Arquette: Daniel
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Quotes
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Daniel's 'Boss' : Why do you care about Kermit's credit problems?
Daniel : Just keep watching. I promise you you'll want to help Kermit.
Daniel's 'Boss' : Okay, I'll keep watching. You're just lucky Spongebob isn't on right now.
Daniel : I love Spongebob.
Daniel's 'Boss' : Do I care?
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Daniel : [to the "Boss"] H-hey! What did you do to my clothes? I look like some sort of ice cream man from "Hello, Dolly!"
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Daniel : I know. We'll alert the press. We'll start a media frenzy...
Kermit : It's no use. Bitterman owns the papers, she owns the television stations, and three-quarters of the internet.
Daniel : How can one person own so much?
Kermit : Corporate synergy. It's out of control.
[Kermit crosses his legs, exposing an NBC logo under his flipper]
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Kermit : Well, he's acting a little strange, but gee, it's good to know Fozzie turned out basically okay.
Daniel : Yeah, if being a pickpocket is okay.
Kermit : What?
[looks down and realizes]
Kermit : He took my wallet! Unbelievable!
Daniel : And you don't even have pockets. Even more unbelievable.
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Daniel : You take coffee from a bush?
Daniel's 'Boss' : *Shrub*. When you write the rules of the universe you know where all the loopholes are. Hence I created a coffee *shrub*.
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Daniel : [to Kermit, who sees Rizzo on Fear Factor] In a world where you never existed, everything's been altered. Without you, 90% of prime time television is reality shows.
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Daniel's 'Boss' : People don't need my intervention.
Daniel : If people don't need your intervention, how did the salvation army get all the money, and Kermit and his friends get to keep the theater, and Miss Bitterman nothing but her own greed?
Daniel's 'Boss' : Danny-al, I work in mysterious ways.
