Wilbur Wants to Kill Himself (2002)

Adrian Rawlins: Harbour

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Quotes 

• Harbour : Wilbur. When you were dead... what was it like?

  Wilbur : Harbour, you've got a hangover. You're not going to die.

  Harbour : Of course not. I know that. But what was it like?

  Wilbur : What do you mean?

  Harbour : Is there anything there? Is there some kind of huge white light?

  Wilbur : It's as dull as ditchwater. There's nothing. Just blackness and utter silence. It's a bit like being in Wales.

• Horst : Why don't we go down to my office? I think I've got a bottle of bourbon somewhere.

  Harbour : Do you think alcohol is a good idea if my liver count is as high as it is?

  Horst : It won't make any difference.

• Harbour : She'll have hers to go.

• Wilbur : You know, it gets more and more humiliating every time I survive. Why did you have to crash in? Why do you always stick your nose in?

  Harbour : But you phoned!

• Alice : Don't you have a pair of scissors?

  Harbour : No. We don't dare have anything sharp around. I've got a wee brother.

• Alice : What does the psychologist say?

  Harbour : Seems upset. Wilbur threw Brussels sprouts at him in the cafeteria.

• Doctor : [talking to Harbour about his health]  I asked our senior psychologist to pop in just so he's kept in the picture.

  Harbour : In the picture?

  Doctor : As to the best way to tell you about this.

  Harbour : Oh. I know Horst well. My brother wants to kill himself.

• Harbour : Fatima's mother was completely calm. Seems the whole family's named Fatima except for her younger brother Bob.

• Alice : He's read the complete works of Enid Blyton aloud to Mary.

  Harbour : Poor child.

• Harbour : You should never do roast duck according to a cookery book. Never.

• Harbour : It's nice that people can get together when they don't have anyone else.