Wilbur Wants to Kill Himself (2002)

Jamie Sives: Wilbur

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• Harbour : Wilbur. When you were dead... what was it like?

  Wilbur : Harbour, you've got a hangover. You're not going to die.

  Harbour : Of course not. I know that. But what was it like?

  Wilbur : What do you mean?

  Harbour : Is there anything there? Is there some kind of huge white light?

  Wilbur : It's as dull as ditchwater. There's nothing. Just blackness and utter silence. It's a bit like being in Wales.

• Wilbur : Where are you parents?

  Mary : My mum's asleep. And my dad... doesn't exist.

• Wilbur : You licked my ear. I'd have bought a dog if I wanted my ear licked.

• Wilbur : Horst. Is that German for "sausage"?

  Horst : No. But it's close.

• Wilbur : It's a snowbeast.

• Moira : Wilbur, what do you think would happen, in a broad sociological sense, if we all went around killing ourselves?

  Wilbur : There'd be no more group.

• Wilbur : You know, it gets more and more humiliating every time I survive. Why did you have to crash in? Why do you always stick your nose in?

  Harbour : But you phoned!

• Wilbur : Are you in any way related to the man they called Horst?

  Horst : I believe so, yes. Somewhere on my mother's side.