Noel Fielding: Pete Sweet

Quotes 

• Pete Sweet : And this is my mate Stitch

  [puts his hand on Stitch's shoulder] 

  Stitch : Don't touch me.

  Pete Sweet : Such a joker.

  Stitch : I'm not joking. Don't touch me.

  Both : arrrrrrgh

  [Pete touches Stitch] 

  Stitch : I'm serious, don't touch me.

• Pete Sweet : I tried everything. And I mean everything!

  [appears in an elephant thong] 

• Pete Sweet : We soon made it up though. You see it wasn't Poppy he fancied. it was me!

• Pete Sweet : Who'd have thought it hey? Now we're lovers.

• Pete Sweet : This is my flat. And this is my hair. These are my puppies. And this is my dance.

• Pete Sweet : It's funny really because poppy wasn't really my type. I like tall, skinny brunettes. She was sort of short, dumpy and ginger.

• Daisy : Can you finish up now?

  Pete Sweet : What?

• Pete Sweet : I was all over her like a flannel.

• Pete Sweet : And it had turned out right, that poppy wasn't pregnant after all. She'd just made it up to see how I'd reach. Imagine doing that. Dozy cow.

• Pete Sweet : I though I was up shit creek without a paddle.

  [Cuts to Poppy, Pete and Daisy in bed] 

  Pete Sweet : It's amazing how understand women can be.

• Pete Sweet : Alright! I though three was a magic number.