- Aurora 'Rory' Van Dyke: [after getting caught on "Alone With An Old Bag"] I can explain
- Granville Van Dyke: I'd prefer that you didn't. I could never understand a darn thing you said anyway
- Aurora 'Rory' Van Dyke: [speaks gibberish]
- Elderly Female Singer: I'm Benji... I'm five today!
- Hammer: Hey Benji, wanna make it to six? Sit down and shut up!
- Marcus: Bill, say something!
- Bill Gennaro: Are you right, Danny? Were did the bitch shoot you? Stomach? Heart?
- Danny: ...Elbow
- Bill Gennaro: What? Can you get my jacket off, its a Versace!