Saved! (2004)
Macaulay Culkin: Roland
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Quotes
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Roland : [to Cassandra] I don't want to be the guy who's with the girl because he needs her, I want to be the guy who's with the girl because he wants her.
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Veronica : Roland is so blessed to have such a thoughtful sister. You know, in countries like China, Hilary Faye would probably have been killed at birth.
Hilary Faye : And then where would you be, Roland?
Roland : China.
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Roland : Are you okay?
Hilary Faye : No, Roland... I crashed my van into Jesus! Okay? I have a pimple the size of Jupiter! I am NOT okay! This is not how I wanted to remember my Prom. This is not how I wanted to remember my life.
Roland : Well maybe we can fix it... with some glue, or something
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[during the school assembly, Cassandra stands up and begins yelling in Spanish]
Tia : [thinking] Oh my god, the Jew girl's speaking in tongues!
[Cassandra rips open her shirt]
Roland : She's going to show her boobs! Thank you Jesus!
Patrick : [thinking] She is, she's going to show her boobs!
[looking horrified, Hilary Faye stands up at the podium]
Hilary Faye : She's saying she has a hot pussy!
[the word "pussy" is bleeped out by microphone feedback]
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[Mary is about to confess that Dean is gay]
Mary : I need to tell you guys something.
[Van suddenly haults]
Hilary Faye : Eew.
Veronica : Eew.
Roland : WHAT? Wasn't like it was some kind of secret. The guy was like a one-man gay pride parade.
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Hilary Faye : Roland, does Jesus still love me?
Roland : Probably not.
[pause]
Roland : Yeah, why not.
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Mary : How was your summer, Roland?
Roland : What?
Mary : Your summer. How was it?
Roland : Oh, it was great. I went roller-skating, water-skiing, learnt to kickbox. The usual.
Hilary Faye : Roland, why do you always have to make everyone feel so awkward about your differently-abled-ness?
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Roland : You have everything, Hillary Faye. What are you afraid of?