Saved! (2004)

Heather Matarazzo: Tia

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Quotes 

• [during the school assembly, Cassandra stands up and begins yelling in Spanish] 

  Tia : [thinking]  Oh my god, the Jew girl's speaking in tongues!

  [Cassandra rips open her shirt] 

  Roland : She's going to show her boobs! Thank you Jesus!

  Patrick : [thinking]  She is, she's going to show her boobs!

  [looking horrified, Hilary Faye stands up at the podium] 

  Hilary Faye : She's saying she has a hot pussy!

  [the word "pussy" is bleeped out by microphone feedback] 

• Tia : Sorry about Dean's faggotry.

• Pastor Skip : [to the Christian Jewels]  Listen, I'm concerned about Mary. Something's going on.

  Hilary Faye : Yeah, me too.

  Pastor Skip : Well, she's part of your posse, and I think that you could help her. I'm gonna need you to be a warrior out there on the front lines for Jesus.

  Tia : You mean like shoot her.

  Pastor Skip : No, I was thinking of something a little less gangsta.

• Tia : Stop being so stingy!

  [eats chocolate] 

  Hilary Faye : What? They're my Valentine's day chocolates.

  Tia : Hilary Faye, you bought them for yourself so it doesn't count.

• Hilary Faye : I knew Mary was hiding something. The thought of her humping that pervert... I still can't believe Roland never showed up.

  Veronica : I can't believe your brother called you the "c" word.

  Tia : I can't believe we have to go to Prom in this van.

  Hilary Faye : Look, when I tried to pay for my hair, my credit card was mysteriously maxed out and the limo driver wouldn't take a personal check. Get off my back.

  Tia : [pause]  It's bad enough we don't even have dates.

• Tia : JESUS DIED FOR YOUR SINS!

  Hilary Faye : Tia, calm down!