Love Don't Cost a Thing (2003)

Nick Cannon: Alvin Johnson

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Quotes 

• Paris Morgan : You know, Al. There's something we've been avoiding all day. Something I think maybe we oughta do.

  Alvin Johnson : I think you're right. This may sound kinda silly. How do we do it?

  Paris Morgan : [laughs]  Well... just go for it. Ya know?

  [they turn and look at each other, Paris expecting Al to kiss her] 

  Alvin Johnson : We'll break up first thing tomorrow morning in the hallway, so everyone can see. I mean make a big scene, but a dignified scene 'cause you know we got to protect our reps.

• Alvin Johnson : Morning dime, pieces!

• Aretha Johnson : School? Liar! Today's Senior Ditch Day.

  Alvin Johnson : You know what? Lil' biscuit-head is right.

• Alvin Johnson : [Alvin reads Paris' burnt Sean John jacket]  "Sean Jo!"

  Kenneth Warman : Could be Asian?

  Walter Colley : [in a Japanese accent]  Sean Jo.

  [regular voice] 

  Walter Colley : It smell like burnt Paris Morgan now.

  Kenneth Warman : Yeah that's how hot she is!

• Paris Morgan : Look, Al, I think you're starting to feel yourself a little too much.

  Alvin Johnson : [panicky]  I do not do that! Who told you that, Walter? My mother said you'll go blind!

  Paris Morgan : Look, whatever!

• Alvin Johnson : [about Paris Morgan]  She's like frappachino with hips.

  Walter Colley : With mint hot fudge and mint whipped cream.

  Chuck Mattock : Clearly Alvin isn't masturbating enough.

  Walter Colley : Well, thank God i don't have that problem. Holler at ya boy

  [puts out hands for daps] 

  Kenneth Warman : [looks at Walter's hand]  I'm not touching that.

• Alvin Johnson : Popularity is so much better than being a social leper.