Love Don't Cost a Thing (2003)

Kenan Thompson: Walter Colley

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Quotes 

• Alvin Johnson : [Alvin reads Paris' burnt Sean John jacket]  "Sean Jo!"

  Kenneth Warman : Could be Asian?

  Walter Colley : [in a Japanese accent]  Sean Jo.

  [regular voice] 

  Walter Colley : It smell like burnt Paris Morgan now.

  Kenneth Warman : Yeah that's how hot she is!

• Alvin Johnson : [about Paris Morgan]  She's like frappachino with hips.

  Walter Colley : With mint hot fudge and mint whipped cream.

  Chuck Mattock : Clearly Alvin isn't masturbating enough.

  Walter Colley : Well, thank God i don't have that problem. Holler at ya boy

  [puts out hands for daps] 

  Kenneth Warman : [looks at Walter's hand]  I'm not touching that.

• Chuck Mattock : [when Chuck, Ken, and Walter first see Paris and Alvin sitting together at lunch]  It doesn't add up. It doesn't make sense.

  Walter Colley : He cleans her pool. Well, I wanna clean pools now if I get to hang out with Paris Morgan. And I'll clean the bathtub, too.

  [Walter and the guys crack up]