Something's Gotta Give (2003)

Keanu Reeves: Julian Mercer

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Quotes 

• Julian Mercer : When something happens to you that hasn't happened before, don't you at least have to find out what it is?

• Julian Mercer : [offering a bouquet]  These are for you to give me when you apologize.

• Harry : I've never seen a woman that age naked before.

  Julian Mercer : You're kidding.

  Harry : Hey! We're not all doctors, baby.

• Julian Mercer : Look who's answering the door!

  Harry Sanborn : Look who's at the door!

• Julian Mercer : I knew you'd smell good.

  Erica : It's just... soap

• Julian Mercer : You know what Freud said they are no accidents.

  Harry : Trust me this was an accident.

• Julian Mercer : How great is it for you that im not intimidated by your brilliance?

• Harry : Oh. *Her*. She is a *major* piece of work. Doc, the woman wears turtlenecks in the middle of summer: she's *beyond* uptight. Almost makes her fun to be around.

  Julian Mercer : Uptight. That's funny, I haven't noticed that.

  Harry : Try living with her.

• Julian Mercer : You really are a very sexy woman.

  Erica Barry : No, really, swear to God, I'm NOT.

• Julian Mercer : Must we go through this every time? Come here.

• Julian Mercer : The woman is really very brilliant, but she cannot hold her liquor.

  Erica Barry : I like that about me.

  Harry Sanborn : Me too.

  [At the same time as Harry] 

  Julian Mercer : Me too.

  Erica Barry : If I were writing this, this is where I would write "an awkward moment".

  Harry Sanborn : Honey, if you were writing this, I'd be DEAD!