And Starring Pancho Villa as Himself (2003 TV Movie)

Eion Bailey: Frank Thayer

Quotes 

• Frank Thayer : [Frank Thayer and Teddy Sampson are lying inside a tent after having sex]  I've had this scene written in my head from the moment I first lay eyes on you.

  Teddy Sampson : Did I do OK? Do you want to try one more take?

  Frank Thayer : You sure its not too late?

  Teddy Sampson : Ooh, I'm sure not!

  [Frank lays on top of her and they continue to have sex] 

  Frank Thayer : Onward and upward, thats the ticket.

  [kisses Frank] 

  Frank Thayer : That's what mom told me.

• Sam Drebben : Those actresses that you work with, they're like nurses, right? They gotta have it all the time, don't they?

  Frank Thayer : I'm not sure that's really true.

  Sam Drebben : Yeah, right. Like you're not jazzing your brains out, are you?

• Frank Thayer : [sees Teddy as D.W. Griffith's date at the movie premiere]  Onward and upward, that's the ticket.