Catch That Kid (2004)

Stark Sands: Brad

Quotes 

• Gus : Don't worry. They won't let "Bad Chad" carry a weapon. He's an intern!

  Brad : Trainee, butt-munch!

  [hits him] 

  Gus : Oh, I'm sorry! He's training to be a butt-munch!

• Maddy : [Sweet-talking him]  To him, you're like, Yao Ming, or, Shaq.

  Brad : Well, which one? There's a big difference.

  Maddy : Yao Ming.

  [He looks disappointed] 

  Maddy : Definitely Shaq.

  [He smiles]